I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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