She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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