there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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