Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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