I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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