So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
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