true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I see more hoeing in ur future
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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