no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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