Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
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