i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
i would punch a child for taco bell
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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