I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
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