: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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