so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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