god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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