So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize