Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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