nutella sex= disaster
This show inspires me to have sex in space
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
It's now 8:05 on a Wednesday night and I'm already going home with my bra in my purse.
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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