One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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