if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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