the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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