i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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