I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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