i don't like sucking hair
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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