why im i the only drunk person in the library?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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