i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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