Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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