You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
babies were throwing up all over the place
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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