just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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