im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
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