haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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