is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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