can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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