Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I'm too stoned to come over for sex
Yes that is a Krispy Kreme doughnut on my cock
I'll be right over
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