just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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