1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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