yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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