i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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