Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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