is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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