i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
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