so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
I figure blowing aggressively into a harmonica is better than screaming, "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME YOU SOCIOPATHIC SUCCUBUS" to my sister, in the middle of an auditorium, during my mothers college graduation ceremony.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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