I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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