Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
you win again, gameday.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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