why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
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