I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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