on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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