I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Fuck appropriateness.
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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