garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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