whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Randomize
