I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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